Paula Deen has the diabetes: A Tribute

Oh Paula Deen, I can’t believe you have diabetes. Wait no, I can. But I’m sorry to hear about it. Enjoy the jokes I wrote at your expense. Love you, girl!

Paula Deen has diabetes??? I thought the heart palpitations I got from eating Paula’s food was because I loved it so much!

Type II Diabetes? That’s the good kind right? Like the good kind of cholesterol?

Diabetes! No problem. Just eat more butter and less sugar.

Paula Deen has only had diabetes for 3 years? I would’ve guessed longer.

Just replace the sugar in Paula Deen’s recipes with cocaine to keep that addictive quality. And you’ll lose weight too!

So Paula Deen has diabetes. So what. Doesn’t that just make her more relatable to her fans?

Wilford Brimley better watch out. Diabetes testing supplies could’ve just found their new spokesperson.

Paula Deen’s Recipes for Diabetes. On bookshelves now!

I don’t blame Paula Deen. This is sugar’s fault for being so gosh darn delicious! #yumyum

I’m going to make my favorite Paula Deen recipe for dinner tonight in honor of this tragic news.

Love,
JKJ

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Hello.

I saw this video on facebook this afternoon and loved it.

Hello from ant1mat3rie on Vimeo.

Well done!

Love,
JKJ

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Another Weekend in Chicago!

You guys, Chicago has a lot of good things to offer if you can somehow manage to ignore the frigid winter weather. It’s NOT easy.

This weekend I experienced two wonderful things.

Minor League Hockey and Portillo’s.

Allan and I went to see the Chicago Wolves play the Lake Eerie Monsters. They lost. But they put up a good fight. Literally. So much fighting.

Top 4 moments at the hockey game:

1. We bought the “expensive” tickets and were in the 3rd row right behind the team. The tickets were $25. The view was awesome. We could hear the coaches and players yelling and screaming and swearing. It was magical.

2. Their opening ceremonies. I love knowing this happens every single time they play:

3. During the 2nd fight of the game, the stadium played Train’s song, “Hey Soul Sister.” I always hated that song…until I heard it played over a raging hockey fight.

4. The Cheer-skaters. In between each 20 minute period, 4 frumpy girls would come out on the ice and try to hype the crowd. They were a little busted, particularly one of them. Of course, she was the one with the most enthusiasm. It was painfully awkward. Does no one love her enough to tell her to stop?

And then after the game, there was Portillo’s.

You guys, Portillo’s might be the most delicious food I’ve ever tasted. Forget all other fast food you’ve ever had. The Italian Beef with hot peppers, Jumbo Hot Dog with everything and the chocolate cake shake are unbelievably delicious. However, I just started a diet. So goodbye deliciousness. Thank you for the memories. #delicious #delicious #delicious

Love,
JKJ

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Bigger Than Jimmer – A New Video!

Hi friends,

I like to make a new video for my headlining gigs and here is the latest from my shows in SLC!

Enjoy!

Love,
JKJ

Here’s the video from my last Utah gig!

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Happy Friday the 13th!

Apparently, there are three Friday the 13th’s this year and each of them are exactly 13 weeks apart. Thankfully it’s not 2013. BUT the Mayans did predict that 2012 will be the end of the world SO all you superstitious people better start freaking out.

Love,
JKJ

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Song of the Day – 1.13.12

I heard this in my cab this morning. I. Love. It.

Love,
JKJ

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Your New Favorite Podcast…

…AND SiriusXM program!

Keith Stubbs, comedian, radio morning show host, comedy club owner and all around crazy busy dude now has his own show on SiriusXM Radio. You can hear him Wednesday nights, 8 PM EST, on Blue Collar Radio Channel 97. Keith invited me on his first episode which premieres THIS Wednesday (1/11).

Also, The Salt Lake Tribune wrote up a little something about it here.

I’m not sure if the episodes will be available online. You can check StubbsCast.com for details.

Love,
JKJ

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