Love,
JKJ

Pizza hut is by far the worst. MOVE OVER CHEESY STUFFED CRUST! You’ve been upstaged.

(Make sure you watch the last one because…they talk funny.)

There’s more. But I’ll stop now.

Also, cream cheese on pizza sounds good.

Love,
JKJ

Let’s talk. Bruce Willis is Joseph Gordon Levitt’s old self? He has such a good head of hair! I never would have guessed.

Now. The real question. If you were in this movie, who would play the old you?

At first I thought, Lindsay Lohan now. BOOM! SNAP! ZING! It’s funny because she looks busted thanks to her poor life decisions!

Ok, how about these ladies?

Awesome.

Don’t mind if I do.

Crazy!

Wouldn’t work. She’d have to be sober.

Seriously???

I can’t decide.

Who would play old you?

Love,
JKJ

BUT…

I’d like to issue a complaint. One of the best things about boy bands are not their songs, not their harmonies but their DANCE MOVES.

And last week when One Direction made their big debut on Saturday Night Live, they DID NOT dance. I know. I was just as shocked as you are right now. I watched SNL.

But that’s not the point. The point is, where have all the good boy bands gone?

First, check out One Direction’s performance for yourself.

Adorable, right? No, I fell asleep. Give me the dance moves!

Now I can’t find the Backstreet Boys performance on SNL on youtube because they were on SNL way back in the late 90′s or early 00′s but I know for a fact that they danced so don’t try to give me any of your lame excuses for One Direction, like the stage is really small or they changed formations. No, I know BSB danced because I taped their performance on my VCR and watched is over and over again. What? That’s normal.

I can, however, provide evidence that no matter how old, washed up, or tired a boy band is, they still dance.

For example:

Anyway, that’s all. One Direction, I want to love you. So hire a choreographer.

May I suggest:

And my favorite boy band video of all time.

Love,
JKJ

My favorite was the Mojito and the Mai Tai but we are looking for more recipes, preferably something on the simpler side.

Any suggestions?

Love,
JKJ

Enjoy.

Love,
JKJ

Lots of toothless spectators, both young and old. Mullets. Goatees. Overalls. John Deere hats. Drunks. These guys:

Allan and I tried to take a picture together but I got distracted…

…by trucks doing this:

And then of course, there was Truckasaurus. The announcer told the crowd a VERY long story which was basically the plot synopsis of Jurassic Park while truckasaurus got in position to eat a car.

The kids loved it.

After eating Taco Bell’s newest creation: The Doritos Loco Taco, I’ll admit, it wasn’t our classiest date but money can’t buy you class, ok? I heard that once from a housewife in a VERY classy reality program on Bravo.

We also discovered these:

And these:

I need to go on a diet.

Love,
JKJ

I’ve received some flack for neglecting tweeting about The Bachelor Finale and the After the Final Rose show last night. Let me apologize and say, was that NOT the worst?Boo to Ben and Courtney for letting us down.  TEARING UP? REALLY? I liked you Ben, last season, when you told Ashley to get over herself (not your exact words) after she let you propose to her only to reject you.  But watching you and Courtney cry on the couch last night was just pathetic. So depressing. At least be honest. If you’re ACTUALLY crying, it’s because you clearly aren’t a good match. You made a mistake and if you haven’t broken up already since last night, do us all a favor and end it.  And please, US Weekly, I beg you, DO NOT put Courtney on the cover again. You’re only giving her what she wants. Also, Bachelor Pad producers, to you I say, NO! Don’t invite Courtney on the show. I had to endure her all season. I can’t do it again unless….

…Courtney was dating Kasey and Vienna comes back to challenge Courtney to a dual for his heart (and tattoo) and just as Vienna tries to choke Courtney with a rose (figuratively), she screams, “Guard and Protect this!” only to be stabbed in the back (figuratively) by  Shawntel who has once again returned to see if Ben is still interested while Courtney skips off exclaiming, “Winning! Winning!”(literally). Then I could be persuaded to watch.

I now offer the tweets I would have sent if I hadn’t been so annoyed by the whole event:

Who is this Lindzi chick?

Courtney thinks she’s a good person and good things happen to good people. If getting engaged to Ben is a good thing, then I want to be bad.

Taking bets on how much money the producers offered Ben’s sister to pretend to like Courtney. Also, someone brush her hair.

“Courtney is wearing a white dress to symbolize her purity. She is an angel and we should all be ashamed for hating her.” – NO ONE

I’m pretty sure I set a world record for eye rolls tonight. And that is a lot of eye rolling b/c I WAS A REALLY OBNOXIOUS TEENAGE GIRL.

Hey camera man! Keep the camera on the audience. Watching them watch Courtney is way more entertaining.

New low: Courtney and Ben make Ashley and JP most likeable couple.

Bachelor Pad! Bachelor Pad! Bachelor Pad!

Love,
JKJ

@maryungrangsee Sorting papers today & found my 1991 BD present from @jennakimjones #bigspender #shewas5

What more can you expect from a 5 year old?

It turns out, however, that I gave the greatest gift of all: the gift that…increases in value.

Good thing you kept that card, Mary. Because you can now sell it for….

$4.50 on Ebay.

Happy Birthday to you.

Love,
JKJ

This guy is in everything all the time.  Just thought I’d give a shout out to the guy you know but don’t really know because you couldn’t remember his name to save your life.  He’s been in sitcoms (The New Adventures of Old Christine), dramas (West Wing) and movies (tons of them), including the new Avengers movie coming out on May 4th. His name is Clark Gregg. Also, he wrote What Lies Beneath. Yeah, the scary one with Michelle Pfeiffer and evil Harrison Ford. Who knew?

Love,
JKJ

P.S. I’m really looking forward to this movie.