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Hmmm.

I can’t decide which Arthur I want to see less. The Original 1981 version: The 2011 version: Love, JKJ

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Movie Reviews of Movies I’ve Never Seen

I’ve always thought Easter was the best time of year for two reasons (besides all the religious stuff, obviously): Cadbury Mini Eggs and fake plastic grass. The Cadbury eggs are for eating and the fake plastic grass is for spreading … Continue reading

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Born This Way

Love, JKJ

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Movie Reviews of Movies I’ve Never Seen

Warning: You will be required to read subtitles in this preview. If you can’t handle that, then stick to No Strings Attached. Scat! I don’t know what this movie is about. But If I had to guess, I’d say, a … Continue reading

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Movie Reviews of Movies I’ve Never Seen

I know it’s not February yet but the two movies I’m reviewing involve the L word (not lesbians) so hold on to your love handles! First up… GNOMEO and JULIET I’ll let you watch the preview first. Good luck. Well … Continue reading

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I am not a movie critic.

Believe it or not, people go to school to learn how to critique movies. ($20 says Sandy Kenyan from the NYC Taxi TV didn’t.) But this is the internet which means I can say whatever I want with enough authority … Continue reading

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