Category Archives: life

Cheer up! (I’m engaged!)
February 12, 2012, 4:37 pm

Stop crying. I know Whitney Houston died and Adele is going to sing again and you still haven’t lost those five (ten) pounds you gained over Christmas but seriously stop. I have news! I FOUND A MORMON BOY WHO LIKES … Continue reading →

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Wikipedia Blues
January 18, 2012, 4:13 pm

A list of everything I tried to Wikipedia today: When did Robin Thicke start to sing like a sexy black man? Is Vampire Dance-pocalypse a movie yet? How many wives Newt Gingrich had How many wives Anne Heche had What … Continue reading →

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Another Weekend in Chicago!
January 16, 2012, 11:26 am

You guys, Chicago has a lot of good things to offer if you can somehow manage to ignore the frigid winter weather. It’s NOT easy. This weekend I experienced two wonderful things. Minor League Hockey and Portillo’s. Allan and I … Continue reading →

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Buy this for me? Please?
December 6, 2011, 4:47 pm

Cancel the order on those Pajama Jeans you bought for me! I found what I REALLY want for Christmas! Lisa Frank now sells apparel for adults. Be still my beating heart! I feel like I’m 10 all over again! The … Continue reading →

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THE NETHERLANDS
November 29, 2011, 12:54 pm

As some of you know, I spent last week in The Netherlands. WHY???? Because my little brother, Chuck, lives there. He’s an incredibly talented dancer and dances with The Netherlands Dance Theater. WHAT? NDT, the MOST PRESTIGIOUS MODERN DANCE COMPANY … Continue reading →

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I DID NOT SHOOT THE SHERIFF…OR THE DEPUTY
November 17, 2011, 8:41 pm

I traveled to Kirtland, Ohio last weekend with Allan to visit his parents. One of the highlights (besides the Mormon history and Amish country baked goods) was shooting my very first gun. My Victim. We had our work cut out … Continue reading →

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JKJ’s Halloween Costumes 2011
October 26, 2011, 3:03 pm

I hate dressing up. But if I were going to dress up for Halloween, here are this year’s options: Sexy Hillary Clinton – I know, adding the sexy is a bit redundant. Just wait until you see me in my … Continue reading →

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