Thanks for a Great Weekend, Utah.

Thanks for a Great Weekend, Utah.

This last weekend, I performed four shows at Utah’s Wiseguys Comedy Club and so many amazing people came out to see me! I’m sorry to all of our podcast listeners who came out hoping to meet #AL. He wasn’t able to make it and he was just as sad to miss all of you. Right, #AL? I particularly had a blast during my performances on Saturday evening. I don’t know if there was something special in the air that night but I felt alive on stage! And also lost my breath several times during the show. That’s definitely the pregnancy’s fault, right? I wish you all could’ve been there to see my new material. There’s quite a bit about #AL and I and I think you’d really enjoy it. Plus you’d get to see me glisten….with sweat. Literally. #yikes Anyway, to celebrate a triumphant return home, my DVD comedy special is on sale for only $4.99 for the next three days in my online shop!  Love,...
Letterman’s Retiring – My Street Cred Is Almost Up

Letterman’s Retiring – My Street Cred Is Almost Up

David Letterman is retiring this week. Jon Stewart this summer. Martha Stewart’s been off the air for a while now. Paula Deen, well, we don’t even need to go there. In a few years, my resume will be completely obsolete. What will I brag to my future kid about? Is this what getting older feels like? Back in 2006, while an intern for Letterman, I had the opportunity to parallel park a car for the first time on national television. One of my fellow interns/friends, Brett White, uploaded the clip to YouTube so of course, I had to share it with you. Now that I live in LA, I’m much better at this whole parking thing. I think my mom was particularly appalled when Paul Shaefer said, “Hot Jenna Jones Intern Action.” Ah, the glory days. This was before I started using the Kim in my name regularly. When I started doing stand up a few years later, I threw in the Kim after being accidentally introduced as Jenna Jameson on stage more than once. That’s a story for another day. I think Jenna Kim Jones sounds way cooler anyway. Love,...
#SorryNotSorry – The List

#SorryNotSorry – The List

Ok ok, so we’ve been talking about “the list” of our #SorryNotSorry fans for a few weeks on our podcast so it’s about time I actually post it. Those of you who submitted to be on the list, here you go! You are official. And those of you have requested the same number, duke it out! Or request a new number. #SorryNotSorry – The List #0 Alisa Baker (Old Roommate/Best Friend) #1 Sherri Moss (Mother-in-law) #2 Kevin Moss (Father-in-law) #3 Chuck Jones (JKJ’s Younger Brother) #4 t.my @t_mye #5 Damien Burns @damienburns3 #6 Kortney Day @kday06 #6 Lindsey Rutledge @pinkwallflower  #7 Me @holie9b #X8 BAD BLOOD @Crown_Insomniac #9 B. Lablaw @Lablawz #10 Melissa B @mysbutcher805 #11 Paul McInnes @McBrown00 #11 Nicole A. Haight @whatsherface04 #12 Bessiey Kay @BessieyKay #13 Paul Baltes @PaulBaltes  #13-2 Tony Roszczewki @ynot_rose #14 Jennifer #15 Graeme Cassidy @GraemeCassidy #16 Leeann Ward #17 Adam Rainbolt @adamrainbolt  #17 Jenn @Dulceca17 #18 Amy Prusinski @MrsSaxMan #19 Shannon Stokes #20 Wendi Mohr #21 Joey Simons @UncleSloppyJoe #22 Addie @Addie0822 #23 Shawna Lynn @bunniturtle #24 Summer Rogers #25 Kenseth Park #27 Jake Stanger @Django_stang #28 Demian Cordova @SuperDemC #28 Tayla B.  #29 Hil @DahlyGirl #32 Michaela #34 Austin Swafford @Astros290 #42 Rick Sampson @RickRnospmas #44 Jenn Dillon #46 Kelly #59 Jana Banana #68 Jason #69 Virginia Langone #71 Shara Shaffer @SharaS71 #74 Michael D @MDevietro  #76 John Eagan #88 Kate McD @KatieMcD88 #97 cauleyk¡ns @McCauleyWhyman #99 Amy Holland @Amytheladybug #100 kysuzanne #121 David Fiso @DavidFiso  #123 Quest Marks #145 Jeff Moss (#AL’s Younger Brother) #169 James Thompson #253 Rigo @RigoAce #333 Jones McCain #394 Jessica M. @4657jess #420 @Winnie_thejew #440 Taylor Russ #729 Chris Grotegut #1000 @kristanxmarie #1031 Charlie ague #1492 Donald Betsinger...