Frequently Asked Questions

You’re a natural blond, right?
Yes. Obviously.
What’s with the whole “I’m Mormon” thing?
No, it isn’t just a way to ward off creepy guys in a bar with talk of eternal marriage AFTER they buy me a Diet Coke (on the rocks). It’s true, I’m a Mormon. A real living breathing active Mormon. (And the rumors that I am studying the secret to make it rain Skittles are…100% true.)
You’re a girl, how is it possible that YOU are funny?
My secret? Fart jokes, mostly.
When is your birthday and what do you want?
June 8th. Something delicious.
Would you mind if I stalked you?
I’m flattered! Of course I wouldn’t mind. Just keep your crazy PG, cool?
What’s the hardest thing about being left handed?
Being SO attractive. And using scissors.
What do you miss most about Utah?
Taco Bell.
Where in New York City can I find the best selection of candy? Cupcakes? Donuts?
The Lower East Side. Now I don’t normally say nice things about the Lower East Side because of my affinity for insulting hipsters BUT it has some sweet sweet stuff.

Pet peeves?
I’m lactose intolerant and telling people I’m lactose intolerant is like telling them my parents abandoned me when I was a child. Don’t feel bad for me. I’m not the one with milk breath.
There are rumors that you’re Korean, can you confirm or deny this?
I’m as Korean as Obama is a Muslim. Born in Seoul but an American Citizen, I have the birth certificate to prove it but I won’t let you see it.
What’s up with you and Nick Carter?
My New Years Resolution is to date and dump Nick Carter but he has yet to dump his current girlfriend, profess his love to me or answer any of my tweets.
What are Jenna Cakes?
Yummy cakes (or cookies or brownies) that Jenna bakes (Term coined by Comedian and Executive Producer of The Daily Show, Rory Albanese).
What do you do for The Daily Show?
Right now my official title is Script P.A. I love working at TDS. ‘Nuff said.
Make Out, Marry, Murder?
Tweet me your suggestions and I’ll tweet you my answer.