Ok, I LOVE boy bands. We all know that. And right now, One Direction is taking over world with their sweet sweet sounds.
I’d like to issue a complaint. One of the best things about boy bands are not their songs, not their harmonies but their DANCE MOVES.
And last week when One Direction made their big debut on Saturday Night Live, they DID NOT dance. I know. I was just as shocked as you are right now. I watched SNL.
But that’s not the point. The point is, where have all the good boy bands gone?
First, check out One Direction’s performance for yourself.
Adorable, right? No, I fell asleep. Give me the dance moves!
Now I can’t find the Backstreet Boys performance on SNL on youtube because they were on SNL way back in the late 90′s or early 00′s but I know for a fact that they danced so don’t try to give me any of your lame excuses for One Direction, like the stage is really small or they changed formations. No, I know BSB danced because I taped their performance on my VCR and watched is over and over again. What? That’s normal.
I can, however, provide evidence that no matter how old, washed up, or tired a boy band is, they still dance.
Anyway, that’s all. One Direction, I want to love you. So hire a choreographer.
May I suggest:
And my favorite boy band video of all time.