Fast Food Fanatics

America gets a lot of attitude about our terrible fast food menus. But you know what? It turns out that the rest of the world is just as bad. Pizza hut is by far the worst. MOVE OVER CHEESY STUFFED CRUST! You’ve been upstaged. (Make sure you watch the last one because…they talk funny.) There’s more. But I’ll stop now. Also, cream cheese on pizza sounds good. Love,...

The Old You

Ok first, watch this trailer. Let’s talk. Bruce Willis is Joseph Gordon Levitt’s old self? He has such a good head of hair! I never would have guessed. Now. The real question. If you were in this movie, who would play the old you? At first I thought, Lindsay Lohan now. BOOM! SNAP! ZING! It’s funny because she looks busted thanks to her poor life decisions! Ok, how about these ladies? Awesome. Don’t mind if I do. Crazy! Wouldn’t work. She’d have to be sober. Seriously??? I can’t decide. Who would play old you? Love,...

One Direction, One Disappointment?

Ok, I LOVE boy bands. We all know that. And right now, One Direction is taking over world with their sweet sweet sounds. BUT… I’d like to issue a complaint. One of the best things about boy bands are not their songs, not their harmonies but their DANCE MOVES. And last week when One Direction made their big debut on Saturday Night Live, they DID NOT dance. I know. I was just as shocked as you are right now. I watched SNL. But that’s not the point. The point is, where have all the good boy bands gone? First, check out One Direction’s performance for yourself. Adorable, right? No, I fell asleep. Give me the dance moves! Now I can’t find the Backstreet Boys performance on SNL on youtube because they were on SNL way back in the late 90’s or early 00’s but I know for a fact that they danced so don’t try to give me any of your lame excuses for One Direction, like the stage is really small or they changed formations. No, I know BSB danced because I taped their performance on my VCR and watched is over and over again. What? That’s normal. I can, however, provide evidence that no matter how old, washed up, or tired a boy band is, they still dance. For example: Anyway, that’s all. One Direction, I want to love you. So hire a choreographer. May I suggest: And my favorite boy band video of all time. Love,...

Mocktail Madness

So, Allan and I are serving “mocktails” at our engagement party because we don’t drink (I know, we’re adorable) and last night my roommate, Alisa, who used to be a bartender at the Tony Roma’s in Logan, Utah (you read that right) helped us mix a few. My favorite was the Mojito and the Mai Tai but we are looking for more recipes, preferably something on the simpler side. Any suggestions? Love,...