Dear friends,
I’ve received some flack for neglecting tweeting about The Bachelor Finale and the After the Final Rose show last night. Let me apologize and say, was that NOT the worst?Boo to Ben and Courtney for letting us down. TEARING UP? REALLY? I liked you Ben, last season, when you told Ashley to get over herself (not your exact words) after she let you propose to her only to reject you. But watching you and Courtney cry on the couch last night was just pathetic. So depressing. At least be honest. If you’re ACTUALLY crying, it’s because you clearly aren’t a good match. You made a mistake and if you haven’t broken up already since last night, do us all a favor and end it. And please, US Weekly, I beg you, DO NOT put Courtney on the cover again. You’re only giving her what she wants. Also, Bachelor Pad producers, to you I say, NO! Don’t invite Courtney on the show. I had to endure her all season. I can’t do it again unless….
…Courtney was dating Kasey and Vienna comes back to challenge Courtney to a dual for his heart (and tattoo) and just as Vienna tries to choke Courtney with a rose (figuratively), she screams, “Guard and Protect this!” only to be stabbed in the back (figuratively) by Shawntel who has once again returned to see if Ben is still interested while Courtney skips off exclaiming, “Winning! Winning!”(literally). Then I could be persuaded to watch.
I now offer the tweets I would have sent if I hadn’t been so annoyed by the whole event:
Who is this Lindzi chick?
Courtney thinks she’s a good person and good things happen to good people. If getting engaged to Ben is a good thing, then I want to be bad.
Taking bets on how much money the producers offered Ben’s sister to pretend to like Courtney. Also, someone brush her hair.
“Courtney is wearing a white dress to symbolize her purity. She is an angel and we should all be ashamed for hating her.” – NO ONE
I’m pretty sure I set a world record for eye rolls tonight. And that is a lot of eye rolling b/c I WAS A REALLY OBNOXIOUS TEENAGE GIRL.
Hey camera man! Keep the camera on the audience. Watching them watch Courtney is way more entertaining.
New low: Courtney and Ben make Ashley and JP most likeable couple.
Bachelor Pad! Bachelor Pad! Bachelor Pad!
Love,
JKJ
