A list of everything I tried to Wikipedia today:
When did Robin Thicke start to sing like a sexy black man?
Is Vampire Dance-pocalypse a movie yet?
How many wives Newt Gingrich had
How many wives Anne Heche had
What year did Boy Meets World premiere?
How many pounds Oprah has lost in her lifetime
What IS cocoa butter?
Is Sinbad dead?
Is Fabio dead?
Is ska dead?
What is ska?
SOPA
New Guinea?
How much is a bajillion?
What is a buttload?
Who killed Rosie Larsen?
Dates of every Phish concert ever
Number of albums Aqua had
P. Diddy’s Mom’s name
Bop-it
Evolution
Science
Magic
Why is Anne Hathaway famous?
Rocky V
lyrics for “whip my hair back and forth”
What happened to K-Ci and Jo Jo?
Tupac Conspiracy
Moon Landing Conspiracy
Conspiracy Conspiracy
Immaculate Conception
WTF is celsius?
Joey
Matthew Broderick Cologne
What is balogna?
“healthy food”
famous fart jokes
To be continued…
What did you try to look up?
Love,
JKJ
Why does everyone hate Mexican soup and Pipa Middleton today?