Oh Paula Deen, I can’t believe you have diabetes. Wait no, I can. But I’m sorry to hear about it. Enjoy the jokes I wrote at your expense. Love you, girl!
Paula Deen has diabetes??? I thought the heart palpitations I got from eating Paula’s food was because I loved it so much!
Type II Diabetes? That’s the good kind right? Like the good kind of cholesterol?
Diabetes! No problem. Just eat more butter and less sugar.
Paula Deen has only had diabetes for 3 years? I would’ve guessed longer.
Just replace the sugar in Paula Deen’s recipes with cocaine to keep that addictive quality. And you’ll lose weight too!
So Paula Deen has diabetes. So what. Doesn’t that just make her more relatable to her fans?
Wilford Brimley better watch out. Diabetes testing supplies could’ve just found their new spokesperson.
Paula Deen’s Recipes for Diabetes. On bookshelves now!
I don’t blame Paula Deen. This is sugar’s fault for being so gosh darn delicious! #yumyum
I’m going to make my favorite Paula Deen recipe for dinner tonight in honor of this tragic news.