Monthly Archives: July 2011
Pop Music Pick Me Up
Just finished an enormous burrito. So there’s a good chance I may just fall aslzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… Sorry, post lunch coma set in. Every time some cheesy boy band or teenybopper pop album is sent to the office, my coworkers just deliver … Continue reading
My Only Vice: Drinking straight from the bottle.
Happy Birthday, Diet Coke! Here’s to you! Oh, I’m sorry, did you want some? Love, JKJ
New Year’s Eve
I don’t know about you but there are NOT enough celebrities in this movie. Jon Bon Jovi? Hillary Swank? Really? If you watch closely, it looks like Lea Michelle will be singing in the movie (kill me) and Zac Efron … Continue reading
Hey-Ya-Larious
I’m obsessed with these twins. And I don’t care if I’m jumping on this bandwagon a little late. Love, JKJ
Goodbye, Sister Wife!
I dare you to find a Mormon girl who at one point or another hasn’t joked about which one of her friends she could enter into a polygamist relationship with. No? Just me? No way! (That’s right non-Mormon friends, Mormons … Continue reading
Fake Pregnant
So when I was in Utah a couple of weeks ago, I shot a commercial for Xango which is some kind of fruit juice that heals all ailments, yada, yada, yada. (Go buy it!) My sources tell me that the … Continue reading
JKJ’s Fake Rumors 7.21.11
Celebrity Rumors with JKJ’s spin* on them. YOU SMELT IT, YOU DEALT IT: Britney Spears has been accused of incessantly farting by one of her former body guards. She claims that this is completely untrue and that in fact, the … Continue reading
