Monthly Archives: July 2011

Pop Music Pick Me Up

Just finished an enormous burrito. So there’s a good chance I may just fall aslzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… Sorry, post lunch coma set in. Every time some cheesy boy band or teenybopper pop album is sent to the office, my coworkers just deliver … Continue reading

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My Only Vice: Drinking straight from the bottle.

Happy Birthday, Diet Coke! Here’s to you! Oh, I’m sorry, did you want some? Love, JKJ

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New Year’s Eve

I don’t know about you but there are NOT enough celebrities in this movie. Jon Bon Jovi? Hillary Swank? Really? If you watch closely, it looks like Lea Michelle will be singing in the movie (kill me) and Zac Efron … Continue reading

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I’m obsessed with these twins. And I don’t care if I’m jumping on this bandwagon a little late. Love, JKJ

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Goodbye, Sister Wife!

I dare you to find a Mormon girl who at one point or another hasn’t joked about which one of her friends she could enter into a polygamist relationship with. No? Just me? No way! (That’s right non-Mormon friends, Mormons … Continue reading

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Fake Pregnant

So when I was in Utah a couple of weeks ago, I shot a commercial for Xango which is some kind of fruit juice that heals all ailments, yada, yada, yada. (Go buy it!) My sources tell me that the … Continue reading

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JKJ’s Fake Rumors 7.21.11

Celebrity Rumors with JKJ’s spin* on them. YOU SMELT IT, YOU DEALT IT: Britney Spears has been accused of incessantly farting by one of her former body guards. She claims that this is completely untrue and that in fact, the … Continue reading

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