Bentley’s Followers Are Insane

Ladies and Gentlemen, I need to make something clear. I am in no way or ever will be on Team Bentley. Though I did enjoy seeing Ashley get dumped a second time by him and am jealous of his free trip to Hong Kong, I cannot support Bentley. Contrary to whatever this wack Bentley blog says, Bentley is and will always be a tool. Love,...

Make out, Marry, Murder 6.23.11

Whoa! This was an awesome round! But I have to first apologize because many of you sent it more than one group of #MMM suggestions and because of the number of replies, I had to pick only one from each person. Please forgive me. And now…on to the #MMM MADNESS! @marsmanatee The Joker, Darth Vader, Hannibal Lecter Makeout: The Joker Marry: Darth Vader Murder: Hannibal Lecter I’d have to marry Darth so at some point in each of our children’s lives, he could stop them and say, “(Insert Name), I am your father.” @james80d bill nye, bill Pullman, bill Murray. Makeout: Bill Nye Marry: Bill Murray Murder: Bill Pullman @velvetfelt Barney Rubble, Barney Fife, or Barney the Dinosaur Makeout: Barney Rubble Marry: Barney Fife Murder: Barney the Dinosaur Barney must go. Here’s why. @xoxo_B Al Doan, Geoff Openshaw, Rick Buck (the mormon bachelor). Makeout: Al Doan Marry: Geoff Openshaw Murder: Rick Buck Obviously I would murder Rick Buck. Jenna Buck? No thanks. As for Al and Geoff, they are the two guys I did a podcast with earlier this week and it wasn’t easy to choose. In fact, I avoided choosing and flipped a coin. Lucky Geoff! @bluefundraiser Cindy McCain, John McCain, Meghan McCain. Makeout: Meghan McCain Marry: Cindy McCain Murder: John McCain Meghan just isn’t the marrying type. @shaynebuddiez Kim Jong-il, Charles Manson, Me…see what I did there? Makeout: Kim Jong-il Marry: YOU Murder: Charles Manson @miloo623 The hipster nerds from the Big Bang Theory – Sheldon, Raj, Howard Makeout: Sheldon Marry: Raj Murder: Howard How did I do on this one? I’ve never seen the show. @mikeisajoke...

This Week in Mormons

Word up friends! Last night I was a guest on the very funny Mormon podcast, This Week in Mormons (with Geoff and Al). They’ve been doing this podcast for about a year and a half now and if you are Mormon or like talking about Mormons, take a listen because these guys are smart and funny and totally Mormon (And single for all you single Mormon ladies out there!). How many more times can I use the word Mormon? Mormon, Mormon, Mormon! Anyway, you can listen to the most current episode on their website, www.thisweekinmormons.com. According to Geoff’s facebook profile, “This was one of the most fun shows we’ve done in awhile.” Booyah. Love,...