Make out, Marry, Murder 3.28.11

Loved this round, guys. You were very creative. @chittybang83 rockers of the 80s: Steven Tyler, Bono and Slash 😀 Make out: Slash Marry: Steven Tyler Murder: Bono I’d make out with Slash for the bragging rights. Steven Tyler is back and better than ever thanks to American Idol. And Bono has to go for so many reasons, I don’t even know where to begin.  Also I’ve heard he’s shockingly short. So I’m too big for him. @chegruyere Marty McFly, Alex P. Keaton, Micheal J. Fox Make out: Michael J. Fox Marry: Marty McFly Murder: Alex P. Keaton I love Marty and never watched Family Ties. EASY! @xxnumero99xx  Moore’s. Dudley, Michael, & Alan. Make out:  Alan Moore Marry: Dudley Moore Murder: Michael Moore This may be the toughest one yet.  Obviously I’d marry Dudley. He’s the least creepy of the three.  But Michael and Alan are equally unattractive.  Michael makes obnoxious movies.  Alan writes comic books.  Again, they’re still on an equal playing field.  By the way, I’m not sure either one of them has ever made out with a girl.  In the end, I flipped a coin. @thegreatsilence  Steve Buscemi, Christopher Walken, Malcolm McDowell “Creepy Older Actors” Make out: Steve Buscemi Marry: Christopher Walken Murder: Malcolm McDowell Malcolm scares me. Been in too many scary movies. And Steve might be creepy but at least he’s funny?  Then of course, Christopher Walken. He’s a gem. That was an easy choice. @thegreatsilence Maggie Gyllenhaal, Zooey Deschanel, January Jones – Blue Eyed Beauties Make out: January Jones Marry: Maggie Gyllenhaal Murder: Zooey Deschanel These three might be beauties but they all have...

Dale Radio Podcast

Hey friends, I was recently interviewed on a podcast by the very funny “Dale Seever.” We had a fun time talking about twitter, The Book of Mormon Musical and playing Make out, Marry, Murder with the live audience. Check out the interview here! Love,...

Make out, Marry, Murder 3.10.11

This round was a little better than last — at least for me — not once was I forced to marry Charlie Sheen. I’m surprised that Gary Busey didn’t show up again now that he is in the running to out crazy the Sheenster. @jakehatchksl Sports theme. Jim Tressel, Lane Kiffin, Chip Kelly Make out: Jim Tressel Marry: Lane Kiffin Murder: Chip Kelly I’ll admit that I had to google these guys. I then made a rash decision and because I like Los Angeles had to marry USC coach, Lane Kiffin. The other two decisions were based purely on looks. Sorry, Chip. UPDATE: I had a friend e-mail me to inform that our friendship would be over if I married Kiffin. So I’m changing my answer. I have to keep all the friends I can get. Makeout: Chip Kelly Marry: Jim Tressel Murder: Lane Kiffin @imscott #MMM Irish edition (for St. Patrick’s day) – Chris O’Donnell, Jerry O’Connell, Conan O’Brien Make out: Conan O’Brien Marry: Jerry O’Connell Murder: Chris O’Donnell Don’t ask why. This one was tough. @nicool__  Bob Saget, Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Make out: Bob Saget Marry: Chuck Norris Murder: Charlie Sheen @chegruyere to get in the GOP mood for 2012: Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich, Michele Bachmann Make out: Newt Marry: Mike Murder: Michele OMG, the thought of making out with Newt made me gag a little but I had no choice. @chegruyere Here’s a short one: Jason “Wee-Man” Acuña, Tony Cox, Verne Troyer Make out: Tony Cox Marry: Jason “Wee-Man” Acuna Murder: Verne Troyer I appreciate the little people category as I’ve always considered myself...

The deets…

Hey all, I’ve got a few shows coming up that I thought you might be interested in. Tonight, 3/7/11 Eastville Comedy Club – 85 E. 4th St. FREE Show start at 9 PM Tomorrow, 3/8/11 Sage Stand Up at Bar 82 I’ll be hosting this show. Starts at 9 PM, costs $5 Details here. And lastly, I’ll be taping a live audience podcast on Saturday 3/19/11. All the information is here. It’s in Brooklyn (I KNOW, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M LEAVING THE ISLAND EITHER) and costs $5.  Should be fun! Love,...