I love cheese but we live in a cruel cruel world. A world where I was granted over 20 years of dairy bliss until one day, my love of eating cheese was destroyed by my sudden inability to tolerate lactose.
WHY!?!?!?
I don’t know why. But when the t-shirt shop, Cheese Tease, asked me to put an ad for them on my website (see lower right corner), I was more than happy to oblige. If I can’t eat cheese, I may as well wear it.
Well guess what?!? They want to do a giveaway!
Show myself and Cheese Tease how much you like cheese. Send us the cheesiest pick up line you’ve ever used and/or heard. For example, this week someone e-mailed me:
“Are you sure your not a microwave oven?
because you make my heart melt ”
We’ll pick our favorite and send you one of these CHEESE TEASE SHIRTS!
Leave your submissions in the comment section below or e-mail them to cheeseplease@jennakimjones.com
Love,
JKJ
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First, my favorite cheese jingles:
I like cheese best when its left out of my sandwich.
Cheese: it’s made for the other guy
Cheese: best when eaten never
Cheese: the better part of old milk
Cheese: Even my underwear smells better
Cheese: Just can’t get enough…NOT!
Cancer, baldness and cheese…the finer things of life
Cheese: Even dogs won’t eat it
Cheese: If we threaten to feed it to Kim Jong Il he would give up his Nukes
Cheese pick up lines:
Could you tell me which toothpaste you use? Your breath is as fresh as blue cheese…
Your shampoo is lovely…it reminds me of camembert
Want a bite of my cheese? It’s as smooth as I am…
A day without you, is a day without sunshine
(oops, I forgot the cheese)
I will love you until the day my cheese no longer smells
Your body is like cheese, I just want fondue you.
Are you sure your not from Tennesse? Because you are the only 10 I see.