The Lying Down Game Contest Winners!

Earlier this month I introduced you guys to The Lying Down Game and offered Jenna Cakes to the person who could come up with the best caption for this picture: “The fembots do come fully-assembled, but until you enter the activation key they are rigid and difficult to fit into the provided carts. I’ll just leave them here and pull the car around.” – James Olson Congrats, James! I also offered Jenna Cakes to the best Lying Down photo. I got some funny submissions but I could only choose one. The winning picture is: Submitted by: @SwordInTheSound Congratulations, James and @SwordInTheSound. Send me your address at iwoncake@jennakimjones.com and I’ll send you your winnings. Love,...

Hey guess what? I’m in Utah!

If you didn’t know that already, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??? Some of you have been asking me when and where I’m performing stand up this weekend. Well here is all the information: Wiseguys at Trolley Square (It’s in the building that used to be The Hard Rock) Thursday, December 30th at 7:30 Friday, December 31st at 7:30 and 10 PM Saturday, January 1st at 7:30 and 10 PM I’ll be opening for Ryan Hamilton on Thursday and John Moyer on Friday and Saturday night. You should definitely come out, especially if you haven’t already.  Wiseguys is a great club and I want it to stick around for a very very long time.  Support comedy in Utah! Love,...

Merrrrrry Christmas!

Today I received a flipcam from my brother which really means I should be vlogging (video blogging) but that would mean I’d have to put makeup on which, I’m sorry folks, probably isn’t going to happen. If you live in Utah and need some plans for New Year’s weekend, look no further. I’ll be doing stand up at Wiseguys Comedy Club in Salt Lake City. Details to come. Thanks to everyone on twitter who wished me a Happy Christmas this year. I truly appreciate it.  I’m sure your gifts are in the mail, right? So I didn’t actually ask Santa for a boyfriend this Christmas but I kind of figured he’d get me one anyway. I’ve been waiting around all day with mistletoe and a plate of cinnamon rolls and no sign of a BF. I’ve still got a few hours left.  Maybe I should put some makeup on.  You’re right, I should shower first. JUST KIDDING. I TOTALLY SHOWERED…this afternoon. I’m feeling sentimental today so I’d better stop now before this gets gushy. Also, before the New Year, I’ll announce the winners of the Lying Down Game picture and caption contest as well as post my Top 5 MOST Fascinating People of the Year. (Unlike Barbara Walters, my list will NOT include the cast of Jersey Shore or She Who Must Not Be Named — rhymes with Shmalin.) Can’t wait until next time. Love,...

The Lying Down Game

Have you guys heard of The Lying Down Game? No? Check it out here. Then come back and read the rest of this. I love it. I think we should play. I’ll start. Send me your lying down pics OR submit a funny caption for the picture above. My favorite picture and caption will win Jenna Cakes! (For those of you who don’t understand that means I’ll bake you cookies/cake and send them to you.) lyingdown@jennakimjones.com Love, JKJ P.S. If you sent me your lying down pic last week on twitter, don’t worry, I hung onto...

JKJ’s Fake Rumors 12/14/10

A weekly post where I take celebrity gossip/facts (same diff) and make them more fun. THE MORE YOU KNOW: Justin Bieber is officially the most “googled” celebrity right now which means he is, and you CAN quote me on this, the most important person in the world. JIMMY WHAT: Jimmy Kimmel will continue to host Jimmy Kimmel Live for another two years. They asked me to host but I was like, “Uh, excuse me but do I look like a JIMMY?” Then they offered me the show if I would change my name to Jenny Kimmm for name continuity (they sound almost the same-ish) but I hate the name Jenny so I was like, “Uh, no deal!” Don’t worry about it. Hosting a late night television show is an opportunity that arises all the time. TRAGIC ENDINGS: Hugh Jackman hurt his pretty little head. The famous Australian was injured as he attempted to zipline onto Oprah’s set in Australia.  Unfortunately, instead of setting him straight, the knock on the head actually set him gay.  Who knew?  (I did.) Someone get Travolta on a zipline, quick! GOLD MEDAL RUMOR: There’s a rumor going around that the Spice Girls may reunite for the 2012 Olympics.  This just in: There’s a rumor that Jenna Kim Jones is going to London for the Olympics or just to see the Spice Girls sing at the Olympics. NERD ALERT: Michael Moore gave $20,000 to help Julian Assange post bail in England.  Is it just me or does that make Assange seem a lot less cool? 1. Michael Moore? Really? And 2. Assange is supposed to...