Jenna Kim’s Fake Rumors 10/26/09

The Miracle of the Hudson: The World Series starts tomorrow…maybe. It’s pouring rain today in New York City and according to weather.com it’s going to keep raining. Maybe Kate Hudson could stop the rain? I mean, she’s turned A-Rod into the superstar baseball player Yankees fans hoped he could be so perhaps she knows someone in Mother Nature’s offices? Rumor is, she’s nearly persuaded A-Rod to convert to Buddhism. Now, I don’t know about you but I didn’t realize she was such a spiritual giant. I did not get that vibe from her in How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days. (She better not mess with his heart in the next few weeks or New York City will NEVER forgive her. There will be riots.) Lohan Unleashed: After partying too hard (and stealing a fur coat), Lohan was banned from many New York City clubs. The ban was recently lifted and she’s allowed back in. Those clubs must be struggling and need a little publicity because I can’t imagine any other reason to let her back in. Hide your coats, ladies, because it’s cold outside and I heard Lohan is in the market for a new one. The Hills Have Boyfriends: Kristen Cavallari, the new star of The Hills (the old star of Laguna Beach: The Real O.C.) has a secret off camera boyfriend. I personally hope it’s Stephen from Laguna Beach (Suck on THAT, Lauren Conrad!) though I think it’s someone we DON’T know. The Hills’ producers are NOT pleased. And here’s what I say to them: RELAX. WE ALL KNEW THE SHOW WAS FAKE BEFORE IT...

Mid Week Pop Music Pick Me Up 10/14/09

Introducing JUSTIN BIEBER Aaron Carter wishes he was Justin Bieber. Booyah. This kid’s 15, he’s got a cute little voice (which will hopefully not change too much after puberty) and girls love him. His single “One Time” is catchier than those stupid freecreditreport.com commercials but thankfully, Justin’s a lot less annoying. The Best Parts of the music video, “One Time:” 1. Justin is house sitting for Usher. 2. The video director does a great job hiding the fact that Justin’s love interest is at least a foot taller than him. He must be a little guy because she is always leaning or sitting next to him. Girls are always bigger than boys at that age. Trust me, I have an entire journal from the 8th grade complaining about it. 3. I still think he sounds like Miley Cyrus sometimes. Now watch and enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-qQdw7Xpv4 And if you’re wondering how to say his last name, it’s pronounced Beeber, not Biber. I hope his fans call themselves Bieber Girls. He should wear a beeper and call it his Bieber. It’s Bieber time!...

Jenna Kim’s Fake Rumors 10/12/09

It’s been a while. You missed the rumors. I know. I’m getting old. How is it possible that I don’t know who Justin Bieber is? Maybe you’re saying to yourself, “Justin who?” Well apparently he’s the newest hottest 15 year old pop singer; signed by Usher and breaking preteens’ hearts everywhere. I was upset that I, the queen of pop music (a self imposed title – it’s up for debate, I agree) don’t know the singing sensation. I immediately youtubed his very popular single and realized I had actually heard this adorable song before. “One Time” is catchy and charming and up until I saw the music video, I was sure it was a Miley Cyrus original. Whoops. Sorry, Justin (and Miley). Speaking of Miley, the true Disney Princess, recently cancelled her Twitter account. Courtney Love also cancelled her account because if Miley can quit tweeting, she can quit tweeting (and cocaine). According to Ms. Miley, twitter was a waste of time and though I agree, it also sounds to me like she’s trying to go from girl….to….woman and shed anything that might make her appear too young. Uh oh, don’t do it Miley. We don’t need any Britney repeats. Heaven forbid you end of up stealing fur coats like Lohan. Miley might already be on a downard slope. She was seen eating at Outback and left…without leaving a tip. Maybe she had a bad waiter? Maybe her awesome blossom wasn’t so awesome? Who knows…I’d suggest not eating at Outback, if you ask me. In Lohan family news, Michael, the father of the red headed firecrackwhore (yowsers, that’s a...