The Octoberfest Comedian Showcase!!! Please come out to the ALL-STAR COMEDIAN SHOW @ on WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7th At 8:30 PM at STANDUP NY COMEDY CLUB (78th and Broadway) This show will be one of the best of the year featuring comedians from MTV, COMEDY CENTRAL, HBO, LETTERMAN, LAST CALL with CARSON DALY AND CONAN O”BRIEN. BOB DIBUONO: MTV’s “TRL”, FOX’S “Red Eye”, SPIKE TV, Jim Bruer Unleashed on Sirius Satellite Radiohttp://bobdibuono.com/JOEY GAY: NBC’s “Last Comic Standing”, Comedy Centralhttp://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=86843ERIC LYDEN: CBS’s “Comics Unleashed”.http://www.ericlyden.com/VIC HENLEY: Comedy Central Presentshttp://www.vichenley.com/ Jenna Kim Jones: Competitive Eater as seen at most fast food joints in the Midtown Area, Hottie Extraordinaire, Acclaimed funny person by her Doorman (occasionally) and a cab driver (once).http://www.peopleofwalmart.com Please call and make a reservation by MONDAY, October 5TH at 212-595-0850 Admission is $15 per person with a two-drink mimimum. It’s a “fest” in October! How could you say no??? GREAT! I’ll see you there!!! Love,...

Mid Week Pop Music Pick Me Up 9/23/09

You guys, I think I still love the Backstreet Boys. Even though their new video barely makes sense. That’s right, the BSB have a new music video because they have a new album coming out on October 6th. I have tried to fight the excitement in my heart but it keeps coming back like McKenzie Phillips to cocaine (yikes). Their new music video, as I said, doesn’t make a lot of sense. There is a weird intro about “hunters being hunted,” a lesbian vampire, a lot of dancing and I’ve already said too much. Mmhmm, this video is off the shinizzzzlehook Pay close attention to AJ’s glow in the dark nail polish. He’s SO edgy. Now WATCH: While watching, I was embarrassed for two reasons: 1. I realized the video is silly and they’re probably too old for this2. It still made me blush So as a result, I’ve been trying to get Nick Carter to talk to me on twitter, unsuccessfully, but I will not give up that easily. I’m pathetic, I know. Whatever, I’m normal....

Remember when you used to blog?

That’s what my friend, Alisa, said to me today and it nearly broke my heart. Ok my heart wasn’t that close to breaking, it’s been much closer–Ryan Reynolds, you really had to marry SCARJO? How could you! I just feel a little guilty for neglecting my blog. Though, feeling guilty isn’t exactly a hard thing to make me feel. I experience guilt at least 12 times a day for things that don’t really matter. I’m so guilty that I see a policeman and wrack my brain. Is he looking for me? Am I being arrested? Did I just jaywalk? I practically turn myself in. “Take me away officer, I forgot to call my mother earlier. Yes, I farted in the aisle at Duane Reade. Ok, fine, I tried a grape at the grocery store.” You name it, I’ve felt guilty about it. And I wonder why I can’t sleep well at night. Anyway, the point is, I’m letting my 48 followers down. Of course, I think about all of you. I’ve been busy lately…but too busy for blogging? How dare I! So I’m back. At least for tonight. I’m putting the premiere of House on the back burner. It will still be on my DVR in the morning. It will (I have to assure myself). Gossip Girl can also wait. She’s kind of a beeyotch anyway so I don’t mind putting her in her place, whoever she is. A month ago, I thought I was dying of another brain infection but that’s only because I think I’m a doctor thanks to WebMD (I’ve self diagnosed a brain infection before)....

Sometimes MTV has a Video Music Awards Show…

…even though MTV hasn’t played a music video since The Real World began its reign of terror (and STDs). Come to think of it, VMA kind of sounds like a disease… MTV’s Video Music Awards aired last night live from Radio City Music Hall. Thank goodness! I’ve got plenty of material to make my first week back to blogging so much easier! It’s almost too easy. Should I start with the most obvious target of the night? Lady Gaga. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, that girl is a freak. And not freaky, like let’s get it on freaky. I mean, she is a weirdo. But of course, she chooses to act the way she does. My conclusion after watching her die on stage last night was this: I think I might actually be afraid of her. Does she ever just let down her hair (if she has any…I’ve only ever seen her in wigs), go back to whatever planet (or state) she’s from, eat pizza (instead of human brains) and watch Gossip Girl (or reruns of Roseanne) like the rest of us? Or is she constantly trying to hide her face (she wears a lot of sparkles/feathers/bird’s nests as a means of distraction from what seems to be a rather large nose)? I’m being harsh. She’s a person too, I think. By the end of the night, she had changed her clothes at least 16 times and made Michael Jackson look like a regular ol‘ guy. Seriously, what was the nest she had around her face? If that’s fashion, count me out. Even Tracy Morgan...