Monthly Archives: July 2009

Sometimes the President gets crunk…

…with a professor and a cop! How’s the hangover, Obama? Did you totally bro it out over some brewskies? You guys going biking next week? Maybe catch a game of bowling down in the basement of the White House? Shoot … Continue reading

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FINALLY!

I will be buying People Magazine this week. I love the last line in the cover, “…what is really going on and what they think of each other now.” Seeing as Screech the Creep was left out, I can imagine … Continue reading

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Mid Week Pop Music Pick Me Up 7/29/2009

They’re Back! They’re Back! They’re Back! They reunite approximately every two years so they really don’t get very far. Don’t get me wrong, I’m thrilled every time they return. I’m just not surprised. To all those 13 year old girls … Continue reading

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Jenna Kim’s Fake Rumors 7/27/09

You’re Too Ugly For My Ears: “Sarah Palin is only interesting because she’s got sex appeal. America has never seen such an attractive female politician. In a few years, she won’t be as attractive and we’ll stop listening to her. … Continue reading

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Sometimes youtube…

…makes a comeback in my life. I haven’t spent much time watching videos on youtube, except for Backstreet Boy’s newest single, “Straight Through My Heart.” OMG, I love them. Anyway, there have been a few videos that have gone “viral” … Continue reading

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Mid Week Pop Music Pick Me Up 7/22/09

Do you love white overalls? Yes, diggity! Then you’ll love Blackstreet! I’m bringing them back, baby. And don’t worry, if you don’t like white overalls, they wear denim overalls too. I heard this song the other night at dinner and … Continue reading

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Sometimes Nick Lachey…

…is back on the market! This is my chance, ladies and gentlemen, to woo Nick Lachey into my life. But how? I thought you’d never ask! First of all, let me just tell you that Jessica Simpson and I have … Continue reading

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