Sometimes I celebrate…

…my birthday a little early.  Get over it.  For my early birthday celebration, I made this: Jealous? I would be. Get over it. Happy Birthday to me (in two weeks)! Don’t worry, I’ll remind you again....

Sometimes I love…

…Utah.  Guess what?  I’m in Utah, one of the more beautiful places on earth, spending time with my Mom and a few of my siblings for the week having a GREAT time.  Yes, New Yorkers, that’s exactly why the city hasn’t felt the same the last few days.  My absence has left a void in your hearts and I know the sailors are mighty disappointed.  Sorry?  Honestly, not really. Don’t worry, I’ll try to keep blogging.  And twittering.  And thinking of you.  Until then, be good and eat a lot.   Love,...

Jenna Kim’s Fake Rumors 5/25/09

Happy Memorial Day! A big loud shout out to all those who have served our lovely country! We are grateful for you! (But listen, Sailors, I know it’s fleet week. You are out on the prowl and though I am incredibly impressed that you keep those white suits pristine in a city as filthy as New York City, I’m just not THAT into you. Grateful for you, yes. But no, I will not make out with you.) In other news… Really?: Lady Gaga said, “I like boys that look like girls.” So…you’re a lesbian. No? Fine, write a song about these fem-boys.  G-g-g-g-girly boys/ I like girly boys/G-girly boys Yikes: Jon & Kate aren’t doing so great. Why even bother with a season five that premieres tonight on TLC? Because TLC will have its highest ratings ever…EVER. Seems weird, I thought Baby Story was their highest rated show.  It’s kind of crazy they show child birth on television.  It isn’t for the faint of heart.  Is that some kind of twisted birth control tactic?   Beware: You’re worried about swine flu? A friend of mine recently travelled to Mexico, ordered a Gatorade and got gator-aids. FYI: Miley Cyrus is still weird. Still so weird. I follow her on twitter. Oh no, now I’m weird. I should have NEVER admitted that. Oh well, I’m JK. (But you really can totally follow me on twitter: http://twitter.com/jennakimjones) Peace out!...

Sometimes CNN says….

…tinkling. (Go ahead, giggle.) Thanks to my friend Adam, I have this picture to share with you. For a tickle that makes you tinkle, please read the update at the bottom of the screen. Disgust and discomfort? For who? The tinkler? Or everyone else in the pool? I’d say both. I have never said tinkle or tinkling so many times in my life. And I’ve NEVER said tinkler although I think I like that form of the word the best. CNN: reporting the truth on both sides, no matter how silly it may be, one day at a time....