…hits me in the face with this headline: “Scientists’ Alert: Fatties Cause Global Warming” I immediately put down my fried twinkie thinking, if this is an elaborate fart joke, so help me, I’m already laughing. Unfortunately, it wasn’t (though it’s … Continue reading →

Lady Gag-a: Turns out her name is pronounced Lady Ga Ga. I’ve been saying it wrong for weeks! And get this, Lady GaGa isn’t even her REAL name. Her REAL name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. I don’t know why … Continue reading →

…gets a little ahead of themselves. Anyone else a little sick of Ms. Susan Boyle? Girl, we get it, you can sing but you haven’t won the competition yet. If you aren’t sick of her, you can watch her tonight … Continue reading →

…the richest, most overconfident, awkward teenage performer of this generation or any generation. I might be seeing a certain movie tonight starring a certain pop princess. Maybe. If you might want to see this movie too, join me in Times … Continue reading →

…craziest things. No really, people say crazy things. Things they shouldn’t say. Ever. For example: Hulk Hogan, when speaking of his recent divorce and his wife’s much younger lover, said, “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you … Continue reading →

…come out to play. TV Land’s new reality series hosted by Vivica A. Fox, The Cougar, premieres tonight. For a preview, watch this. It’s gonna be nasty. Like, for real. GROSS!!! Love,Jenna

How is this different than twitter? I get 160 characters, instead of 140. Both allow me to post all kinds of regrettable things. And no spell check. Yikes.