Monthly Archives: March 2009

Sometimes March ends…

…before I get a chance to say “good riddance!” I’m sorry if your birthday falls on one of the unfortunate days during this unfortunate month. I wish that made me like March better but uh… Perhaps I’m being a little … Continue reading

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Jenna Kim’s Fake Rumors 3/29/09

BABY WARS: Madonna is rumored to be adopting another child from Malawi. Octo-Mom heard Madonna’s big news and is looking for a Malawian sperm donor. She will not be out done! A PERSONAL BAILOUT: After being “forced” to step down … Continue reading

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Sometimes TV people come up…

…the best ideas. This one is delicious! Fox ordered a new reality program called, “More To Love.” No need to panic, Mormons, this show is not about a polygamist looking for his newest wife. This is a new reality dating … Continue reading

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Sometimes bloggers outgrow…

…the blogspot.  It took me several hourz due to my lack of technological skillz but I’m happy, no, thrilled to announce that the blogspot no longer existz in my URL (That’s what it’s called right?).  Don’t worry, if you type … Continue reading

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Sometimes I like to complain…

…so buckle up, here I go! If you don’t live in NYC, you don’t know that all of the fast food and take out restaurants here have their calorie count right there on the menu, staring you in the face. … Continue reading

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Sometimes American Idol…

…goes to Motown.  Tonight the contestants had a chance to perform Motown’s greatest hits with guidance from the great Smoky Robinson.  Are his eyes really that green?   So what happened tonight?  Here is a play-by-play of my thoughts as … Continue reading

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Jenna Kim’s Fake Rumors 3/23/09

Bike-off:  Matt Lauer was in a bike accident recently.  So was Lance Armstrong.  Here’s what happened:  Lance was talking smack about Lauer so Lauer spread rumors about Lance’s shirtless friendship with McConaughey.  OMG, Lance was totally ticked off SO he … Continue reading

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