Sometimes all I think about…

…is this stupid election. I’m not sure there is anything else going on in the world. But then again, I live in the center of the Universe so if the election is important in NYC, then it must be the only thing worth talking about in this world. Yesterday,...

Sometimes picking a Halloween Costume…

…can be very stressful. This Halloween some of the popular costumes include: 1. Sarah Palin dressed in WalMart’s clothing line2. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin as Tina Fey3. John McCain before he died4. Joe the slutty plumber5. A delinquent mortgage Here are my...

Sometimes people think I should run…

…for Blonde. Not because I’m against brunettes. If elected, I could bring peace to a hair rivalry that has lasted altogether too long. Being an unnaturally unnatural blonde, I’ve experienced and understand both sides of the hair color issues....