Monthly Archives: October 2008

Sometimes all I think about…

…is this stupid election. I’m not sure there is anything else going on in the world. But then again, I live in the center of the Universe so if the election is important in NYC, then it must be the … Continue reading

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Sometimes picking a Halloween Costume…

…can be very stressful. This Halloween some of the popular costumes include: 1. Sarah Palin dressed in WalMart’s clothing line2. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin as Tina Fey3. John McCain before he died4. Joe the slutty plumber5. A delinquent mortgage … Continue reading

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Sometimes, especially in times of economic hardship…

…people need to learn how to scale back. How to save money during a recession: Buy nothing. Steal if you have to. Or Move to California, turn into a hippie (in no particular order), live on a vineyard or some … Continue reading

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Sometimes people think I should run…

…for Blonde. Not because I’m against brunettes. If elected, I could bring peace to a hair rivalry that has lasted altogether too long. Being an unnaturally unnatural blonde, I’ve experienced and understand both sides of the hair color issues. I’ve … Continue reading

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Sometimes we are all tools…

…in the worst sense of the word. So what? Love,Pink

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Sometimes I start hilarious posts…

…and forget to finish them. I wrote some funny stuff about Sarah Palin last Friday morning. Now the jokes are outdated. I’ve heard several similar to them. So that post is lost forever. Never to be read by my 16 … Continue reading

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Sometimes I think that people…

…might start exploding because their vices, their problems, their weaknesses, their inability to make good decisions, their lack of brain, could make them more combustable. (That isn’t a word but you totally know what I’m talking about, right?) For example: … Continue reading

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