Sometimes my fan…

…writes me. Yes, I have a fan!!! Yesterday I was e-mailed by someone called, “Bendrix.” I know, he sounds like a robotron from another planet but I am fairly sure (I’m waiting for my sources to confirm it), that he is human. Apparently, or so he writes, I am his favorite “I-List Celebrity.” What does that mean? Duh. (Ok so maybe I just learned as well…) I-List = Internet List Whatever…A-listers watch out. Kathy Griffin beware. I’m catching up. I am a celebrity! And now that I’ve reached I-List status, I expect you to all treat me much differently. List of required treatment soon to come....

Sometimes Sarah Palin has…

…a baby and then becomes the V.P. Nominee five months later. WHAT THE WOMAN? Didn’t Barack give a speech or something last night? Wait, who is Sarah Palin? Dang, Gina, I am excited about this election....

Sometimes I want to play…

…a game. Today, you lovely, not to mention lucky, readers get an update on the recent happenings in “my” life that may or may not be true and/or borrowed. Isn’t this game fun? Yes, it’s a game. (You should know the rules.) 1. Vampires exist! And one of them works at the Blockbuster on 51st and 8th! His name is Josh. He is much more pleasant than I expected a vampire to be and he comes well equipped with an extensive knowledge of films. I guess when you’ve lived forever, you are more likely to know a large repertoire of movies. It’s impressive really. Oh, how can I be sure he’s a vampire? He tried to bite me. Well, no, he didn’t but he is very pale, has dark circles under his eyes, always works the night shift, and I think I may have seen a pair of fangs peeking out from behind his deep red lips. Yes, he’s a vampire. It’s not a problem for me though because I eat ample amounts of garlic regularly. 1.A. I also learned recently that when a vampire and a human reproduce, you get Jewel. She’s a halfsie! Do you know how hard it is to grow up in the vampire community with one fang? I’m surprised she was able to break free of her vampire roots and cross over to pop music. 2. There is this thing called the Democratic National Convention going on. Apparently, tonight, Will.i.am and Barack will be performing/speak singing/speaking, together, I hope. It’s going to be t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty. 3. I’d like to pose a question that I’ve...

Sometimes Nick Lachey…

…fanatics read my blog. For all you fans out there who saw my post, I had Nick’s phone number once. Oh and his guitar player totally hit on me. Oh and… Love,Jenna P.S. My last post made it onto a fan site for Nick Lachey so I just wanted to share a little more of my Lachey history with all of...