Sometimes I go on vacation…

…from my vacation. So that’s where I’ve been. I got a tan (woohoo!) for the first time in four years. I nearly blinded some young children on the beach. An elderly woman thought she was having a vision because I actually glowed. I let her believe it. I even played along a little. Then she gave me her money and it paid for lunch. Psych! Anyway, I’m working on some “posts.” In the meantime, please enjoy the latest from the Ninja...