Sometimes Earth Day…

…tries to make me feel guilty so… I went green this week to stop Global Warming because it’s the COOL thing to do. Here’s what I did to contribute: 1. Instead of leaving the water on all night like I usually do in order to simulate the sound of...

Sometimes we celebrate…

…birthdays. Today is my little brother’s birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK! Thanks for being you. And thanks for telling your friends that my blog is funny and that they should read it or be lame. You’ve always been so supportive. Let’s eat pie....

Sometimes I ignore pieces of paper…

…that are wadded up on the floor in my room but you see my room is so small that one piece of paper takes up all of the floor space. I’d been stepping on this paper to get from my bed to the door for about a week. I couldn’t remember where it came...

Sometimes I am forced…

…to write papers about Second Life. Then I think about starting a Second Life. Then I realize that I still like my first life, a lot. Word up to all of my fellow first life lovers! (Not MY lovers but people who also love their first life.) Second Life is weird....

Sometimes…

…I have so much homework that I can’t write new blog posts. At least that’s my excuse this week. I will have new posts by Friday, I swear…sometimes. But usually I only half-swear and it’s usually the last half of the word i.e....