Monthly Archives: March 2008

Guess what…

…I just found half a bag of Swedish Fish in my desk. SCORE!!!

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I know what you’re thinking…

…could David Archuleta be cuter??? Even when he sings an obscure motivational song from the early 90’s, the boy is perfect. That’s not what you were thinking? Oh… Well maybe you were thinking…. Where is the long awaited post about … Continue reading

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Take a minute…

…and think about the ways in which Costco has changed your life. I will post more about this very…very very soon.

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Another summer job…

I sang/danced at an amusement park in Utah a few years ago. It was a great job for three reasons. 1. Food: I could eat endless chicken nuggets with no consequence to my figure. 2. Fans: Men with mullets and … Continue reading

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I found my summer job today…

I will be a college graduate in May but I’m a little depressed about it. Why? Because I don’t want to give up my summer vacations. In fact, I won’t give up my summer vacation. How? This is how my … Continue reading

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Introducing….

Paula Abdul’s lesbian daughter.

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Whoa!

I dare you to find a bigger strawberry.

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