Oprah is starting a religion under the guise of an online course. Watch out. More details to come.

1. According to a television advertisement, a piece of Extra Sugar Free Gum is the new low calorie “snack.” 2. Movies like Norbit can be nominated for an academy award. Norbit = Worst 10 minutes of my life. 3. I’m … Continue reading →

For those of you who know me, you know that I am a BIG, HUGE, for those of you who still think this word is original, “GI-NORMOUS,” fan of the Backstreet Boys. They were the only boys who were there … Continue reading →

On Saturday night, I went to dinner with my friends (not a joke) at a delicious Italian restaurant in Tribeca called Ivy’s Bistro. Mmmm, I ate off of every plate on the table except for Adam’s shrimp soup. And it’s … Continue reading →

Last night, a very funny comedian made fun of me because I looked especially white. Seemed pretty obvious to me but you know, whatev. I had to taser myself just now for using the word “whatev.” I think my favorite … Continue reading →

I had a date with myself at Chipotle today. Anyway, my mom sent this e-mail full of information I didn’t know about rats. Here’s what it said: 2008: The Year of the Rat Facts of some interest: There is a … Continue reading →

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPsUmhqncAg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9CK37sqoz0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFcIH2tK2iM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkjnvZnTmsw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAYWPV3F41Y (I don’t approve of children swearing but this toddler’s logic is dead on.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9yAkBSrMk0