If the ipod were a religion, baptize me.

For those of you who know me, you know that I am a BIG, HUGE, for those of you who still think this word is original, “GI-NORMOUS,” fan of the Backstreet Boys. They were the only boys who were there for me when I was 12 and even more painfully awkward than...

The Ninja Fund

On Saturday night, I went to dinner with my friends (not a joke) at a delicious Italian restaurant in Tribeca called Ivy’s Bistro. Mmmm, I ate off of every plate on the table except for Adam’s shrimp soup. And it’s not because you can’t eat...

I reek geek.

Last night, a very funny comedian made fun of me because I looked especially white. Seemed pretty obvious to me but you know, whatev. I had to taser myself just now for using the word “whatev.” I think my favorite jokes are about food. Probably because I...