Another Update

Hey friends!

The website is still under construction. I know, I know, it's been a long time coming BUT it will be worth the wait. Here's one of the photos that will be featured on the website taken by fantastic photographer and friend, Brandon Flint.



If you like this pic, check out more at his website here.

Until the site is up and running, I have some stand up shows coming up that you should know about.

February 16th - I have a show that night. Unfortunately, for both you and me, I have no idea where or what time this show starts. I know I'm hosting. So mark your calenders and check back for the info.

Feb. 24th - The Daily Show and Friends @ Comix with John Oliver, Rory Albanese, and many many more great performers. Oh and me, of course. For more info or to buy tickets (yay), click here.

March 20th - Stone and Stone Show at The PIT. I met Adam and Todd Stone last week and these guys are hilarious. This twin comedy duo hosts a show every month at the PIT and graciously invited me to make an appearance on their show on March 20. You might remember the Stones from Last Comic's Standing. Mark your calendars. Click here for more info and of course, to buy tickets.

For more updates and occasionally funny blurbs less than 140 characters long, don't forget to follow me on Twitter. It's tweet-tastic. (Terrible, I'm terrible.)

Love,
Jenna

For those of you out West...

I'm going to be in Idaho this weekend performing stand up with other hilarious people!

My friend, Ryan Hamilton, is headlining at BYU-Idaho in Rexburg, Idaho on Friday and Saturday and I am thrilled to inform you that I'll be performing a few jokes as well before he takes the stage. If you're around...you live in Idaho...you're close to Idaho...you love me...you're stalking me...whatever the case may be...here's your chance to get up close and personal (but not too personal).

Follow this link to buy your $5 tickets! Did you read that? $5!!! It's the comedy deal of a lifetime but tickets are going fast and the shows will sell out so hurry!

See you there!

Love,
Jenna

Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 1/11/10

I know what you're thinking...Jenna's new website totally blows. Well, this isn't the new website, so settle down. You all missed me soooooo much I couldn't take it anymore. The late night e-mails, the drunk dialing, the sappy tweets can all come to an end. I'm blogging, ok? I'm doing this for you.

Resolving in the New Year: First of all, Happy New Year. Did you set your resolutions? Here's the secret. Set your sights low. Like for example, this year, my resolution is to date and dump Nick Carter. He's the only single BSB left. No really! AJ (the edgie one) is officially engaged and the rest are like 45 and married with 6 kids. I'm pretty excited about dating Nick. He seems less excited as he has yet to reply to ONE of my tweets. RUDE!

Speaking of Engaged:

She

is still dating

THAT.
(No, that's not a picture of Katy Perry when she wakes up in the morning...)

They're enGAGed. (OMG, that was SO "Perez" of me.) Rumor is, she might be pregnant? Those two are so hairy, boy or girl, that baby will be born with a mustache and fuzzy shoulders. It will be the youngest person ever to have their eyebrows waxed.

Engagement Addict: Amy Winehouse is engaged to her EX-husband. And because she is known for making good decisions, this can only end well for her. I think I've figured her out. Amy has an addictive personality and she's now replaced her drug and alcohol addictions with marriage and divorce! She'll just marry and divorce her ex-husband over and over again. Although it was kind of adorable that when she was an alcoholic with the last name WINEhouse, that phase is over and now she gets a high from "I Do."

Do something great this year. Get engaged, write a novel, follow me on twitter. <--Oh what a good idea!

Love,
Jenna

Sometimes...

...I work on other projects while my website is still under construction.

SO dear readers, how are you at listening? I recently started a podcast called, Spam Radio, with a friend of mine. His name is Shawn. He thinks he's smarter than me. Which he is. But I'm prettier which...oh wait...that gets me no where in this equation. OH NO, HE IS SMARTER!

Tune in to our podcast to hear the two of us talk about absolutely nothing of very much importance. 

You can check out our podcast at http://spamfm.com OR subscribe to it on itunes.

And don't forget to become a fan on facebook!

Love,
Jenna

OH MY GOSH It's November 11th...

...I haven't blogged for far too long.

I have good excuses, I really do. BUT I won't bore you with them.

Well, maybe I will.

I'm in the process of revamping my blog and by revamping, I mean, I'm leaving the blogger behind! I'm going full blown website, people. There will be pictures and videos and songs and blogs and MY PODCAST...ALL coming soon to YOUR COMPUTER!!!

In the meantime, I'll try to post here and there but please, please be patient.

I love you all.

Love,
Jenna

If you need a little more Jenna in your life, feel free to follow me on twitter. www.twitter.com/jennakimjones

Sometimes Halloween...

...is about so much more than ghouls and ghosts and girls dressed like scanky firewomen. Like this video, made by my friend, Collin Mapp.

I enjoyed it and so will you.



Love,
Jenna

Sometimes Wild Turkeys...

...attack! They're fierce.



Why is this so funny?

Love,
Jenna

Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 10/26/09

The Miracle of the Hudson: The World Series starts tomorrow...maybe. It's pouring rain today in New York City and according to weather.com it's going to keep raining. Maybe Kate Hudson could stop the rain? I mean, she's turned A-Rod into the superstar baseball player Yankees fans hoped he could be so perhaps she knows someone in Mother Nature's offices? Rumor is, she's nearly persuaded A-Rod to convert to Buddhism. Now, I don't know about you but I didn't realize she was such a spiritual giant. I did not get that vibe from her in How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days. (She better not mess with his heart in the next few weeks or New York City will NEVER forgive her. There will be riots.)

Lohan Unleashed: After partying too hard (and stealing a fur coat), Lohan was banned from many New York City clubs. The ban was recently lifted and she's allowed back in. Those clubs must be struggling and need a little publicity because I can't imagine any other reason to let her back in. Hide your coats, ladies, because it's cold outside and I heard Lohan is in the market for a new one.

The Hills Have Boyfriends: Kristen Cavallari, the new star of The Hills (the old star of Laguna Beach: The Real O.C.) has a secret off camera boyfriend. I personally hope it's Stephen from Laguna Beach (Suck on THAT, Lauren Conrad!) though I think it's someone we DON'T know. The Hills' producers are NOT pleased. And here's what I say to them: RELAX. WE ALL KNEW THE SHOW WAS FAKE BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED. I wasn't exactly shocked to find out she had a real life boyfriend. The only reason that the show isn't 100% scripted is because the cast doesn't know how to read and can only remember so many words.

My Weekly Smelly Person Rant: Katy Perry, the Lady-Kissing-Hot-and-Cold-Diva-Queen, turned 25 this week.

Did you know she's dating that?

Russel Brand smells.

Now I usually don't like to cast judgment on the person another person chooses to date since I, myself, don't exactly have a great dating track record. Not to mention, I hang out with a lot of comedians, so I'll probably end up dating one of them which is absolutely fine as I completely accepted the fact that I wouldn't marry a physically attractive man a long time ago. BUT Russell Brand is the least attractive comedian I've ever seen. He looks like he smells like a dirty boys dorm room all the time. The smell of alcohol, weed, sweat, pizza and farts are all trapped up in his skinny jeans. Guh. I'm going to be sick.

Two Oranges on Two Toothpicks: The Olsen twins have a few fashion line coming out at JC Penney. I looked through some pictures of the twins and their clothes and I can't remember what any of the clothes look like because I was so focused on their massive heads. I hope they sell hats in size Mary Kate and Ashley because I'll finally be able to find a hat to fit my giant noggin'.

Hot Water on Set: A production assistant on the set of Channing Tatum's new movie accidentally poured a pot of boiling water over the star. Being a production assistant myself, I can't tell you how that story made my heart sink. I'm sure he or she was fired immediately and has yet to recover from the idea of possibly scarring one of the most attractive men in the movie industry. Hey, if Channing can sing, maybe he can star in The Phantom of the Opera?

Love,
Jenna

Mid Week Pop Music Pick Me Up 10/14/09

Introducing JUSTIN BIEBER

Aaron Carter wishes he was Justin Bieber. Booyah.

This kid's 15, he's got a cute little voice (which will hopefully not change too much after puberty) and girls love him. His single "One Time" is catchier than those stupid freecreditreport.com commercials but thankfully, Justin's a lot less annoying.

The Best Parts of the music video, "One Time:"

1. Justin is house sitting for Usher.

2. The video director does a great job hiding the fact that Justin's love interest is at least a foot taller than him. He must be a little guy because she is always leaning or sitting next to him. Girls are always bigger than boys at that age. Trust me, I have an entire journal from the 8th grade complaining about it.

3. I still think he sounds like Miley Cyrus sometimes.

Now watch and enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-qQdw7Xpv4

And if you're wondering how to say his last name, it's pronounced Beeber, not Biber. I hope his fans call themselves Bieber Girls. He should wear a beeper and call it his Bieber.

It's Bieber time!

Love,
Jenna

Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 10/12/09

It's been a while. You missed the rumors. I know.

I'm getting old. How is it possible that I don't know who Justin Bieber is? Maybe you're saying to yourself, "Justin who?" Well apparently he's the newest hottest 15 year old pop singer; signed by Usher and breaking preteens' hearts everywhere. I was upset that I, the queen of pop music (a self imposed title - it's up for debate, I agree) don't know the singing sensation. I immediately youtubed his very popular single and realized I had actually heard this adorable song before. "One Time" is catchy and charming and up until I saw the music video, I was sure it was a Miley Cyrus original. Whoops. Sorry, Justin (and Miley).

Speaking of Miley, the true Disney Princess, recently cancelled her Twitter account. Courtney Love also cancelled her account because if Miley can quit tweeting, she can quit tweeting (and cocaine). According to Ms. Miley, twitter was a waste of time and though I agree, it also sounds to me like she's trying to go from girl....to....woman and shed anything that might make her appear too young. Uh oh, don't do it Miley. We don't need any Britney repeats. Heaven forbid you end of up stealing fur coats like Lohan. Miley might already be on a downard slope. She was seen eating at Outback and left...without leaving a tip. Maybe she had a bad waiter? Maybe her awesome blossom wasn't so awesome? Who knows...I'd suggest not eating at Outback, if you ask me.

In Lohan family news, Michael, the father of the red headed firecrackwhore (yowsers, that's a catty thing to say), has been hanging out with Jon Gosselin. Oh come on, Jon! You want people to be on your side? Believe your whole "Kate is abusive" line? Don't hang out with a notoriously bad father. The two of them have been sitting around exchanging stories of how misunderstood they are while they try on each other's Ed Hardy apparel.

Lastly, it turns out that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are related! Ben is Matt's father? Nope. Matt is Ben's half brother? Try again. Ben is Matt's grandma's sister's cousin's daughter's son? Close. Ok I'll tell you. They are tenth cousins one removed! Are people even related at that point? I'm probably their tenth cousin as well. The entire cast of The View are probably related to them as well. Barack Obama is probably related to them too. In fact, we're all probably related to Matt and Ben (though hopefully closer to Matt).

That's it for this week. Thanks for reading, you big nerds.

Love,
Jenna